SQL

So we’re load testing the application, and the boss is in NY with the clients and is obviously bored. He’s been optimizing some of the sql code, and he sends us a few optimized stored procs and says ‘OKAY – I am a legend – 4.17 minutes to sub one second – HEEELLOOOOOOOO’.

So we deploy the code and i run the report. What do i get? No rows returned. Uhuh. Much faster.🙂

Another quote from an email from the boss: ‘Again the embedded payment table and the convert used on an indexed date – simple but effective – 27 seconds to 1. Whos your daddy.’

He was also awake at 5AM EST. I’m worried. The clients are obviously sharing their crack/smack/cocaine with him.

“Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?” – Clifford Stoll

One Response to “SQL”

  1. I am now officially a fan of your blog🙂

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