Midweek Cuckoo: Terence Malaher
It seems these days Messiahs are a dime a dozen. What I like about Terence Malaher is his use of single quotation marks, so liberal that it would make a greengrocer squirm. And the random underlining. And the colours. But mostly just the quotation marks.
In his website, Terence is trying to tell us the real truth about God’s word and the coming armageddon. According to the website bio, Terence’s flesh is of the ‘white’ colour, he was ‘schooled’ in South Africa and Zimbabwe, he speaks to all mankind of every race and creed via his sacred ‘pen’, and from a ‘tender’ age [he] was fortunate enough to be aware that there was an inner spiritual ‘being’ that was ‘separate’ from the flesh. Those are all his quotation marks, not mine. I’d love to know what he means by his ‘pen’. Or, well, maybe not.
I also love the way his website is written in the third person, including the bio which includes quotes from the man himself. Yet, judging by this email written to the Quintessence of the Loon in protest of being included in such esteemed ranks, it appears that (a) it’s Terence doing the writing, even when referring to himself in the third person and (b) his emails look just like his website.
I think this is what people do when deprived of paper and coloured crayons.
Also, here’s the warning not to mess with his website. It’s great.
Let it here be known that any “person” who tries to “violate” my “person” or the content of this God’s sacred web site by any “Act” of intrusion, or any person who “directs” any other to so do, will by God be deemed an “offender” in God’s eyes and by their own deed as one to be eternally “despised” by the Source (God), and their eternal destiny decreed by God THE AUTHORITY shall be one of eternal misery in the Dark “Hell” land below, for this “note” as all else by me written, has been done to set you free.
This applies to any person that seeks to denigrate me or my message, for by this ‘act’ of vindictive darkness it may well result in others being turned away from God’s sacred message, and thus turning away from their own Salvation to their spiritual demise. Thus this same ‘fate’ will by God be placed upon the ‘denigrator.’ It is better or ‘best’ for any perceiving me as false to tell others to read my message and come to their own personally informed decision.
goodwill unto all mankind
The Devil will
You have been warned.