Michael Jackson: Crazier than Ever
Good old MJ – even moving to Bahrain doesn’t seem to have stopped the world noticing he’s totally nuts. First he walks into a woman’s toilet, then he’s spotted wearing an abaya, which is the head to toe black dress traditionally worn by muslim women.
Yes indeed, this only goes to show my theory that MJ died years ago and has since been impersonated on a regular basis by his sister Latoya. It explains a lot.
Oh, and online casino Golden Palace bought William Shatner’s kidney stone on eBay for $25,000. These are apparently the same people who bought the Virgin Mary Cheese Sandwich, so it just goes to show people with too much money are nuts.