Hovind: Making it up as he goes
Kent Hovind has entered a plea of “subornation of false muster”, which has lawyers and wordmongers alike scratching their heads. Remember that Hovind has a history of believing that man’s law does not apply to him, although it seems that he doesn’t think God’s law does either (has he even heard that one about Thou Shalt Not Steal?).
Hovind previously got very upset when they ordered him to hand over his passport, because he says “thousands and thousands” of South Africans are waiting to hear him speak. See, now i’m torn… I want him to rot in jail for all eternity, at the very least to keep him away from impressionable children. But at the same time I’d love for his case to be thrown out of court on the grounds of stupid, so he can come to SA. Then I can organize an expedition to pelt him with stones. It would be great.