Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas
You have got to go watch this video over at grrlscientist, where some guy tries to use the domestic banana’s shape and ease of eating as proof of intelligent design. There is so much wrong with his logic, like the very simple fact that the banana he’s holding in his hand is a product of man. The wild banana is inedible for humans! Also, I’d be interested in what he has to say about other fruit like coconuts and mangoes. Test runs? Discarded prototypes? Or the work of satan?
Naturally, those of us whose minds travel in the same gutter will find some of his comments to be hilarious for other reasons.
“The banana and the hand are perfectly made, one for the other”
“when you pull the tab the contents don’t squirt in your face”
“it has a point at the top for ease of entry and just the right shape for the human mouth…it’s even curved toward the face to make the whole process even easier.”
And then there are the other, unspeakable uses for a banana, which only goes to show that God approves of sexual deviants after all.