Evidence that Suri Cruise exists… sort of
Just when you thought that Tom Cruise couldn’t get weirder, the (former) star has apparently had his daughter’s first solid stool bronzed for charity.
I’m in two minds about the truth of this article – on one hand, it reads like something i’d expect to see in the Onion. On the other hand, evidence has shown that Cruise is probably just crazy enough to do something like this. Either way there’s been no comment from Cruise’s camp, so there’s no real proof either way. I won’t be surprised if it’s true, though.
Cruise has withheld all evidence of his daughter’s existence, with not even one photograph being released to the press, and not even one paparazzi managing to snap her, mostly because she doesn’t leave the house. This has lead to speculation that Suri was born deformed. I think the real truth is that Cruise doesn’t want the world to know that he impregnated Katie with an alien.