Animal Liberation Front Kill 15,000 Halibut
Well, you gotta hand it to the ALF, they sure do know how to ‘liberate’ animals… from this mortal plane, that is. This month, they freed 15,000 halibut from a fish farm, into the wild. Where they promptly died, because they are not wild halibut.
This is yet another example of just how stupid these people are. Real ecologists or animal experts would understand that you can’t just take a bunch of farm reared animals and drop them into the ocean, any more than you could take your average city dweller and drop them in the middle of the sahara desert. They just can’t survive. Never mind that fish farms are helping to prevent overfishing in the seas. No, no, we must kill the fish to send a message to the fish eaters that they shouldn’t … kill fish. Or something.
Of course, this isn’t the first time they’ve pulled a stunt that clearly displayed their stupidity. Earlier this year they cut the fences at a deer farm, and lo and behold, none of the well cared for and healthy deer wanted to leave their safe, comfortable home and venture out into the wild where the predators were waiting. What a freaking surprise.
I think that we should ‘liberate’ the members of ALF. I mean, they’re animals after all, so we should return them to their natural habitat. Lets see how long they survive in the african savannah without food, water or shelter, and with lions prowling all about. I’m sure they’ll much prefer it to the prisons of their houses, with all those artificially soft surfaces, that disgusting proliferation of food and the horrific social injustice of warm clothing.