Quantum Quackery follow up – the culprits

I thought i’d add a few examples for yesterday’s midweek cuckoo:

The biggest quantum quack of them all, Deepak Chopra and quantum healing:

If you look at anything physical, you find out that at the quantum level, it is non-physical. The body is made up of atoms and subatomic particles that are moving at lightning speed around huge empty spaces and the body gives off fluctuations of energy and information in a huge void, so essentially your body is proportionately as void as intergalactic space, made out of nothing but the nothing is actually the source of information and energy. If you’d approach that level then you would realize that the body is a print out and by changing the software, by influencing the programming, and by getting in touch with the program you can create a new body anytime you want.

The new frontier in mind/brain science, quantum consciousness:

We account for feelings and conscious experience by philosophical pan-protopsychism in which the components of conscious experience are irreducible, fundamental entities embedded in the Planck scale of fundamental spacetime geometry.

Quantum Evolution?

Profesor Anton Zeillinger’s group in Vienna have recently demonstrated that the fullerene molecule, composed of 60 carbon atoms (the famous ‘buckyball’), can pass through two slits simultaneously. Few physicists doubt that as the technology advances, bigger and more complex systems will be shown to inhabit the quantum world. Fullerene molecules are spheres with a diameter similar to that of the DNA double helix. If fullerene can enter the quantum multiverse then DNA may do the same.

Mae-Wan Ho from the Institute of Science in Society, on Quantum Jazz:

That’s why ordinary folks like us can walk and chew gum at the same time, why top athletes can run a mile in under four minutes, and kung fu experts can move with lightning speed and perhaps even fly effortlessly through the air, like in the movie Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon. This perfect coordination of multiple tasks carried out simultaneously depends on a special state of wholeness or coherence best described as “quantum coherence”, hence quantum jazz.

Quantum coherent action is effortless action, effortless creation, the Taoist ideal of art and poetry, of life itself.

Quantum Homeopathy?

From a quantum view, how homeopathy works is, first of all we have to recognize the vital level of our being – the vital energy body. This is where mainly quantum physics comes in.

How does the vital body interact with the material body? The physical cannot interact with nonphysical. Now quantum physics solves it because in quantum physics both the vital and the physical are possibilities of consciousness.

Quantum Astrology?

I know there are a lot of Lighworkers out there, fighting against the Dark Forces, ie, the American Corporate Entity, which is more responsible for the dire straits that the planet is in than any other entity, in my own humble opinion. I’m sure they’re doing a great job.  But there is a chance that what they’re doing won’t quite be good enough. That there aren’t quite enough people meditating, to cool down the planet’s quantum field.

To cool down the planet’s quantum field???? Okay, i have to stop here before my head explodes.

7 Responses to “Quantum Quackery follow up – the culprits”

  1. And now, ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Quantum Comment Writing.

    This new natural science is based on the principles that every time someone (it could be anyone, really) tries to type without consciously observing the keyboard there is random chance that the key they were intending to press – let’s say C for crap – would not be the actual key pressed – maybe F for fuckingbullshit.

    So you see, with Quantum Comment Writing, you influence the letters that appear on the screen WITH YOUR MIND!

  2. kl jk;fh ; yois;z ujwafwfbnkszhoiv/ xzn fdokl;jf ds,mnv dso;fjoiewf

    hey! it works! i’ve just discovered the Universal Quantum Field Language by emotionally charged (negative ions are the best!) data entry! It has obviously read my thoughts, processed them in a parallel universe, and translated them directly to the Language of the Soul. Maybe now we can properly translate the word ftaghn?

  3. Congratulations on your enlightenment

    !-quietly- That’ll be $29.99. I take Visa.

  4. At least that would go some way towards “the ability to explode heads” – albeit not at a distance and severely limited in scope.

  5. DonkeyLong Says:

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  6. and.. what? your comment is meant to remind me of what an eloquent, erudite intellectual you are?

    Get lost, retard.

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