Happy First Annual Synchronised Global Orgasm For Peace Day!

Did you do your bit for world peace today?

Remember, if Bush doesn’t extract his troops from Iraq, if Kim Jong-Il doesn’t hand over his nuclear weapons, if Mahmoud Ahmadinejad doesn’t cease and decist with his nuclear program, if Robert Mugabe doesn’t abdicate, if Al Qaeda doesn’t hand over Osama, if Hamas doesn’t stop rocketing Israel, if the entire world doesn’t stop fighting over stupid religious and traditional differences tomorrrow

it will be all your fault for not having sex today.

Don’t say i didn’t warn you.


3 Responses to “Happy First Annual Synchronised Global Orgasm For Peace Day!”

  1. He He He
    U make me wanna get pain medication, cos my sides hurt!!! LOL! Ouwww! Dam funny, (note to self : should not drink coke before reading)
    Thanks Sweety U made my day!

  2. while laughing does release endorphins, it’s still not as good as orgasm. Unacceptable substitute!

  3. I’ve got a bit of a headache. If we fake it, does it still count towards peace ?


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