Psychic didn’t see it coming
Psychic Carole Peach was let down by her Red Indian spirit guide this week, when he failed to give her advanced warning of an impending snatch and grab.
[Carole] had no forewarning that a mugger would reach through the open passenger window of her husband’s car, punch her in the face and grab her bag containing two wallets, R2 500 in cash, bank cards, her telephone and ID books, two cellphones and her heart tablets.
I believe a punch to the face is in fact the traditional way to greet psychics when you meet them for the first time. If you land the punch, they’re obviously a fake.