9th Annual Bay Area UFO Expo
I’m so bummed I missed it.
This weekend past was the 9th annual Bay Area UFO Expo, the self proclaimed ‘world’s most well attended UFO conference’. As I’m sure you can guess, no actual UFOs were expo’ed. They did have aliens though – Gary Busey was billed as the Guest Entertainer, and if he’s not a lizard alien I’ll eat my copy of Why People Believe Weird Things. I’m sure Wiolawa will back me up on this.
According to the bill there were delvings into the (presumably) related topics of Cabalistic Healing, Time Travel and the Sasquach. The list of exhibits included aura photos, tarot readings, magnetic jewelry, crystal jewelry, geometric jewelry, occult symbolism, astrology, numerology and essential oils. The list of vendors and speakers was a veritable Who’s Who in Woo, speaking on topics ranging from the Hollow Earth theory to Time Travel to Human Devolution (a Vedic Alternative to Darwin’s Theory). There were also workshops on Lucid Dreaming, Remote Viewing and the Near Death Experience/Alien Abduction. And let’s not forget the piece de resistance – the meet and greet with Coast to Coast AM’s George Noory!
Oh, and some stuff about UFOs.
There are days when I am very, very sad I do not live in the US, so that I could attend conferences like these. I can’t think of anything more entertaining to do with a weekend.