Must read from Cracked.com. I haven’t laughed this hard in while.
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7 Responses to “The Nine Most Badass Verses in the Bible”
Tenth Most Badass Verse in the Bible:
But Jael, Heber’s wife, picked up a tent peg and a hammer and went quietly to him while he lay fast asleep, exhausted. She drove the peg through his temple into the ground, and he died.
Eleventh Most Badass Verse in the Bible:
Adoni-Bezek fled, but they chased him and caught him, and cut off his thumbs and big toes.
Really, we could go on and on.
I’m with you there, fucking brilliant! My colleagues now think I’m insane, but then again I do think they already knew that …
it’s so good that my biblical education wasn’t a waste – these are the important lessons. i would like to raise a point of old testament vs. new testament: please note that the jews don’t like paying attention to anyone with a “turn the other cheek” hangup…